a surprisingly common phenomenon that occurs when a person attempts to close a door with an irongym attached to the door frame. the subject is astonished to see the door bounce back open and is subsequently humiliated by his friends.
se7en went into the bathroom and began to close the door, when it suddenly bounced back open, knocking him into the toilet.
“yeeaaahhh!” mikl screamed, “you forgot the irongym hanging in the doorway, f-ggot, what an iron fail!”
“shut up. let’s get freaky now,” crooned se7en, fondling his splendid genitalia.
- ironic tee shirt
trendy tee-shirt with humorous, ironic or clever slogan or image. they tend to be funny the first time you see them, but they are so popular that they are getting played. dude, take off that “vote for pedro” shirt. that ironic tee shirt was funny like 4 years ago.
- lip hickey
hickeys that happen when stupid boys suck on your lip too hard. results in a swollen, puffy lip and a purple bruise. looks awesome. lip hickey resulting from excessive sucking on the lip while making out; leaves lip blue and swollen for the whole world to see john: “i wonder if claire was chewing some […]
- lit up
to get high on cocaine lets go get lit up. to be buzzed or completely drunk. man, i just took two shots of tequila. i am lit up! us army slang meaning attacked. initially referring to artillery attacks at night when illuminating rounds were fired to expose the target before destroying it with he (high […]
- mark a church
where a group writes the number 666 or draws a trident or an upside down cross or any or all of them on a church building or its driveway ect. at night. did you know that they are gona mark a church down the street?
- mark *ss buster
an individual who is always “borrowing” and gets cr-p from his friends. also selling possesions just to eat dinner or play putt-putt. man you are one mark -ss buster always seeling your old shoes for money to eat on. (e. m. b.) someone that one would consider a “homey”, or friend. my bro adrian is […]