an iron huskey is a young person (male) wanting to find love. he is usually 12-16 years in age, sandy blonde or black hair, and is looking for love in all the wrong places. he can be found lurking the local pizza joint, or loitering in wal-mart supercenter down the road. he’s more than likely got a half mustache and some acne going on. he is to be avioded at all costs.
girl 1: “hey, look at that boy. he’s pretty cute.”
girl 2: “dayummmmm chica! stay away! he’s an iron huskey!”
girl 1: “thanks darling. wanna make out?”
girl 2: “uhm. sure.”
- iron hymen
n. a woman’s staunch dedication to abstinence before marriage, or a reference to her “enrollment” in the iron hymen program. n. a parody website, url ironhymen.com, sister site to s-xisforf-gs.com, perpetrating to be part of the white house’s youth purity office. it lists an oath that one must take and follow to stay abstinent until […]
- rule 39
there is furry p-rn of it. no exceptions. i invoked rule 39 on the lion king…and it worked very well. rules of the internet refers to a somewhat unwritten, often changing set of rules -ssumed to be true or necessary. the meaning of rule 39 is: caps lock is cruise control of cool. rule 39 […]
anything that causes you copious amounts of stress. an antidestressant can be a person, a job, school, etc. neil: “man, everyone is dumping their problems on me lately and i got all this other stuff i gotta do and i feel like i’m gonna explode!” bob: “you need to back of the antidestressants and just […]
douchebag that guy is an astall
- astro trip
the high experienced by mixing dxm, oxycodone, and an energy drink. a relaxed, dissociative, and euphoric high. the trip is called astro trip because the drink is called astronaut juice. i am astro tripping while i write this.