Iron Lung Kid
1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel
jared: why is everyone moving so d-mn slowly?
caitlin: idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
jared: of course! the iron lung kid.
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