iron order
wannabe mc littered with rats and pigs.
they can be found in hipster bars p-ssing out applications to join their club. $.99 fee includes made in china 3 piece patch, a do-rag and flavored bl-w j-b lube for your initiation day.
to apply, get on knees and they will find you. application will be expedited and fee waived if you apply in your pig uniform!
i just bought my first sportster harley and i finished every episode of sons of anarchy.. what club am i ready for?
iron order!
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