iron steamer


a p–p that is rigid and dense to the point where p-ssing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. typically a result of being constipated. can be avoided with an otc stool softener.
i should have had some pizza before i p-ssed out last night – woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when i finally worked it out

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