Ironman Competition


a compet-tion where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-pack of beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. the team that finishes first without puking is the champion.

other variations of this compet-tion include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
hey bro, ironman compet-tion tonight!

no way man, i yacked last time

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