Irregular Fuck Beat
irregular f-ck beat, or ifb, is a very off rhythm or irregular beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
-knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock-
dude do you hear that?
yea wtf is that?
not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
-knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock-
oh thats just he and she.
she did tell me earlier that he had a really bad ifb.
ifb?
irregular f-ck beat
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
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