known as the maverick mage, pluvius, or magmard dragoon, irregular hunter dragoon is an immortal warrior, known from ancient j-panese myth, who is said to have absolute control over the elements of fire and ice. as myth says, irregular hunter dragoon was also a tremendous swordsman as well as a sharpshooter skilled with the composite longbow. while both mage, ninja, and rogue at once, one thing is certain: dragoon was virtually unbeatable. dragoon was also equipped with an advanced robotic weapon on his arms, known as dragoon-busters. multiple things have been named in his honor, amongst them a character from the popular capcom game rockman x4. he recently has emerged from his slumber which he started after n-bunaga’s success in taking the j-panese throne. rumor has it his sole purpose is to get laid before going back to sleep and taking out a wretch who goes by the name of jako. this ‘jako’ character also calls himself g-d, but is respected by none. dragoon shall surely win, as he his skills are surp-ssed by none.
dude! dragoon just messed that guy up bad!
check out dragoon’s skills!
“jako shall fall at the hands of i, dragoon!”
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