Irrelevant dick
when a female who has male friends who has had s-xual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant d-ck catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who’s had s-x with her and now she deletes his number
hey girl, what are you doing tonight?
going out with sam. why?
who’s sam?
what’s it too you?
well i thought we was going to hang out tonight..
well i’m sorry..
so it’s like that?.
you are irrelevant d-ck dude..
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