Irritable Barden Syndrome


a disease in the category of mental r-t-rdation. the center of a mammal’s brain is taken over by dringi. the disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. typical side effects are a whooping cough and mononucleosis for 17 years. there is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.
i am not feeling well. i think i have irritable barden syndrome.

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