Irritaint
a residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the r-ct-m after taking a dump. it causes severe itching, but rarely pain. the only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.
i took a dump after eating peanuts and i had an irritaint that i couldn’t reach until i got in up to the third knuckle. if you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.
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