a funny guy who’s awkward as h-ll and can be a d-ck at times but he gets all the b-tch-s and who has h-lla swag and hi
some random b-tch – woah i love irteza
me – same uhh j-zzz
- is that a kubrick film?
is that a kubrick film? is a question asked when somebody (usually a person posing as a hipster) says something douchey. posing hipster: excuse me, have you ever studied geography? you: is that a kubrick film?
- life in the fast lane
to lead a risk-filled, thrill-seeking, hedonistic lifestyle. also the t-tle of a song by the musical group the eagles. “simplify. simplify. simplify. if i keep saying it to myself, then one day it just might be second nature. until then, i’ll consciously decide that i’m going to get out of the fast lane and enjoy […]
the state in which one’s p-n-s is not fully flaccid but it is not fully erect either and is stuck in between the two states also commonly spelled “limbo-ner” that girl is fine as h-ll but she has a manlier voice than me.. dude, my p-n-s is all confused and i have a limb-n-r now.
n 1: a 39 year old(carbon dating would suggest she surfaced in the neolithic age) bored old housewife. unhappy with her ho-hum drab life, the limejello enjoys nothing more than spending her time trolling on internet forums. fueled by the fact that she regrets the choices she has made in her life (getting married to […]
- livin' the high life
1.) enjoying the sweet elixir miller high life 2.) being the envy of the town, being too cool for school 3.) going through life from one bad -ss event to the next 1.) “gosh i’m thirsty, i really wish i could be livin’ the high life right now.” 2.) “holy sh-t, have you seen his […]