is the new


a term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the ‘old lame’ into ‘new and cool’.
grampa: i am so old!
grandson: come on, gramps. 80 is the new 60.
grampa: i wear a diaper and i’m blind!
grandson: ya’ look great, though.

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