Is the Pope a Bear?


a combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
is the pope catholic?
and
does a bear sh-t in the woods?
second combination would be:
does the pope sh-t in the woods?

designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.
jonny: “are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?”
billy: “is the pope a bear?”
jonny: “what?!”

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