italian pizza


the italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in s-xual intimacy. to complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. all partic-p-nts involved must have or feign italian accents and heritage.
“me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. the other night robert diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey sh-r-. we thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an italian pizza”

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