iSectomy
monogrammed scalpel set packaged for personal male use.
“i don’t know how we’re gonna afford another one.”
“yeah…”
“i mean, we can barely afford this roof over our heads.”
“i know.”
“another kid, i… i just don’t think we can do it.”
–avoid this situation with an isectomy—
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