Ishan


ishan is the biggest p.i.m.p ever. he is the most respected and notorious gangster alive. he owns you, your mommy, and your daddy.
oh snap, ishan is comin, and he’s going to take my girl, my money, and and my sh-t. time to run the f-ck away, cause ishan will pwn me otherwise.
i was gravely mistaken about the latter definition. ishan is really the biggest pimp in the world. he owns everyone. even me the all-knowing. i messed with him, and got pwned. all my stuff is gone now, except some of my clothes. he took pity on me, thank him.
“i messed with ishan and he pwned me, but took some pity on me. thank you ishan.”
what a dipstick. with lime disease. if that exists.
don’t touch the ishan; you might contract its cooties.

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