ishtian
an occasional christian. some one who celebrates christian holidays, and believes in “g-d” but rarely partic-p-tes in christian activities such as reading the bible, praying, or attending church.
“i saw this guy at church i had never seen before”
“yea he’s an ishtian, he only comes on christmas”
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