ISIANMTU
an acronym coined by humorist dave barry: i swear i am not making this up. commonly used when relating a story that sounds unbelievable. only used when the story actually is true.
did you hear that skinny jeans may lead to ‘twisted t-st-cl-s’? isianmtu!
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