islamwich
noun: a sandwich which may contain various kinds of fillings, except pork.
h-ssan’s islamwich contained an -ssortment of halal approved meats and vegetables – but no pork!
(noun) a sarcastic, slightly satirical, and sometimes humorous blog about the intersection of all things islamic and western. its contents are one slice muslim, one slice ‘merican and all that comes between. but 86 the pork.
i nearly peed my pants when i read the latest islamwich post.
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