a snooty section of westwood, ma filled with spoiled little brats who run around dressed in their abercrombie & fitch clothes, wearing their $100 sungl-sses, while driving the car that daddy bought for them.
your typical kid from islington is so stuck up, they think they’re the cream of westwood, itself a town filled with spoiled little brats.
an islington girl is usually good for one blow-job, but you’ll have to buy her expensive trinkets along newbury street first.
i know that she’s a spoiled little c-nt from islington, ma, but she swallows.
the best section of westwood, ma. a section of westwood, ma that is tucked away but so close to everything. islington has one of the most prestigious elementary schools, downy, fantastic access to the rt 1 and 128. the average resident is upper-cl-ss, mostly white and upwardly mobile. real estate tends to hold its value very well.
i wish we could afford to live in islington, ma. westwood ma is nice, but islington is so much better.
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- mexican timemachine
a place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty) mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty sh-t mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.
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a giant hole in the ground. the sister town to woodridge and nimbun. also known as the land of the hobo’s. home of the aussie drug cartel. the petrol station is out of business due to no-one can afford a car and all the petrol was stolen by eagleby’s native aborigines for sniffing purposes. sh-t! […]
- batty circus seal
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