the most unbelievably attractive and gorgeous girl you could possibly meet. funny witty and the breaker of hearts.
if only you could read this, xxx
1. morally powerful; having strength of character or willing to face danger, pain, or trouble; not afraid showing to good effect; having a fine appearance 2. exciting or intended to excite s-xual desire; erotic slang exciting, glamorous, etc 3. extremely original; without restriction to prior ideas; highly inventive, lively; unrestrained; uninhibited 4. basically the dogs […]
- lemme pull up to your b*mper and smack that monkey
in, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you. d-mn, b-tch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your b-mper and smack that monkey.
instead of reppin’ the house of representatives, you would be senatin’ the senate. maddie: i be reppin the house of reps, dawg. haley: oh, man. i be senatin’ this week. homie g.
a name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a “z” (this is a b-st-rdization). women with this name are are usually very bookish–many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level. women with this name are blindingly attractive. as such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are […]
- alanis ironic
a) something that is not ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really sh-tty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general. b) a semiotic phenomenon stemming from canadian singer alanis morissette’s 1996 hit pop song “ironic” that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of […]