issa


1. (n.) a person who is willing to do anything for you
2. perfect girlfriend
3. a must have
do you have an issa? 🙂
mostly a last name for many hot, s-xy, and smart
arab girls. for men and women, you would be h-lla lucky to even be around an issa!
boy1: yo man i heard dat hot chick is arab
boy2: yeeeeee, looks like a d-mn fyne issa to me!
a s-xy dude who is a beast at everything and looks like a built version of tom cruise.
admirer #1: “i wish i was as cool as issa”
admirer #2: “i just wish i could get close enough to smell him…”
jesus/g-d. this word is islamic/muslim
my name is issa
an arabic male who enjoys the sounds of sheep mating, but other than that one flaw is a cool guy. he is so cool all the other males wish to date him, but he declines and sticks to one male, who the issa wears on his shirt. also bad at video games.
he is such an issa, all the men and sheep want in his pants
a very very ugly -ss person who has a b-tchy personality. she dresses like a hoe with her other ratty looking friends that folllow in her big -ss foot steps. issa is not f-ckable or bangable beyond any means. she is a flatchested filipino who wants other guys b–bs because they’res are bigger than hers. issa talk trash about every girl or guy she knows. she thinks shes the most popular girl in cl-ss, and she thinks she is always the right person. when issa doesnt get what issa wants, she throws a big hissy fit and starts to get on everyones nerves. issa is r-t-rded, even though she doesnt look like it.
mom: “issa, sorry we cant have your party at disneyland, we can just have it here” -smiles-

issa: “whatt??!??! nooo. mommmyy” -starts screaming and whining like a little girl+
another word for “c-nt”
that girl carol is such an issa.

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