issimilate
to conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the apple variety of products.
my brother’s dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iphone.
chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.
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