issue-ritus


(according to a certain hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth-f-cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.
guy 1: d-mn that b-tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it’s her issue-ritus taking over

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