i speak the truth.
sometimes written as, ‘isttn’ (i speak the truth, n-gg-r!)
guy one: ashlyn has a nice -ss.
guy two: that’s my girlfriend, b-tch.
guy one: calm down man! istt.
- serial w*nker
someone that w-nks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman. the serial w-nker can relief himself several times in one day and often does. terry is a serial w-nker, he sits at his computer all day w-nking and playing wow
- italian boiler
when you dip a restrained mans scr-t-m into a bucket of boiling water. no wonder he can’t have kids, he was given an italian boiler by don vito back in the day.
- italian inducement
performing oral s-x on a -very- pregnant woman. my wife and i couldn’t have s-x the old fashioned way, so i gave her a little “italian inducement” before heading to the maternity hospital.
someone that only talks to you on the internet via msn, facebook, etc., but when person to person, suddenly has nothing to say. jami is such an italker, i talked to her till four in the morning last night but in cl-ss today she didn’t say sh-t!
someone who thinks they are technically savvy, but their knowledge only extends to apple products so they are not worthy of a full designation as a “techie”. synonym: idiot that dude is such an itechie, he doesn’t even know what an android phone is or how to use an ubuntu netbook.