it always thunders before it rains
when you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.
“how come it always thunders before it rains?”
Read Also:
- The Butterfinger
when your dog lays a fat dump of sh-t and your roomate’s dog eats it up like it’s a king sized b-tterfinger. dude! heidi just pulled the b-tterfinger!
- Nunihorn
a nunihorn is a dog, basically with unicorn characteristics. (horn, tail, hooves) male nuni’s grow wings at the age of 13yrs, and both genders are born with their unicorn horns. there are both male and female nunihorns however, if selecting a nunihorn for a pet, be sure that you select the right one for you. […]
- Booker Special
the booker special is a secret array of outstanding moves put on a girl, of which you do not know the name of, in the bed room. “yo i just booker specialed the cr-p out of that girl and now i think she wants me” “ohh yea, whats her name?” “i’m not sure yet”
- Zephria
the greatest sniper of all time, people like to worship zephria in their spare time. best sniper of all time=zephria
- Boolame
possesing an above-average lameness. a combination of the words “boo” and “lame”. alexa and chris are boolame! they come up with nonsensical words when they “msn hangout”.