it be’s like that sometimes
(adv.): phrase describing the state of things, usually said after someone comments on something you have done that they did not agree with or understand
friend: hey cl-ssique…i think i saw you at the bar last night…don’t you have an exam today?
cl-ssique: look…girl…it be’s like that sometimes. we studied for 10 days straight. i had to go take care of that!
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cl-ssique: hey baby…what you want for dinner?
boyfriend: well, i mean…you know what i like. cornbread and collard greens…and some neckbones…girl…some sweet potato pie…and some kool-aid…you know i love you baby, right??
cl-ssique: d-mn! why you actin like you’ve never had dinner before?
boyfriend: girl…cuz i’m hungry. it be’s like that sometimes! (smiles)
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