it burns


an exclamation upon seeing something awful. the image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.
person a: hey, check out this site called g–ts-. i promise it’s not a rickroll.
person b: what is that… augh, my eyes! it burns!
refering to what getting screwed, getting hosed, getting the shaft may feel like. attempting to personify the term “getting screwed,” “getting f-cked,” often revering to getting it straight up the -ss. synonym: “it really f-cking sucks!”
david says: “oh my g-d! “d-cks-patch” is f-cking us again!”
cory says: “yeah. it burns”

your boss is being a jerk (again) and has you doing something totally ridiculous that makes no sense at all. and it’s gonna interfere with your productivity. it burns! because he’s scr-w-ng you again. and doesn’t even give the common courtesy of a reach-around.

david says: “hey, cory! it burns!”
cory says: “oh. is dispatch doing it again??”
david says: “let’s go dispatch-tipping”…”mooooooooo!”
said “it…..burns!” with pause in the middle. used when:

1. burning of body part
2. when someone opens blind/curtain et al. in morning as light floods in

action taken should be rolling around while covering face and closing eyes
lois opened the blind and kendra cried, “no! it….(note the pause..) burns”
-rolls around in bed- -ahem- >.> <.< it burns, baby!!!! an -ss, particularly a canadian one. oh my god! did you see the itburn on that woman?

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