It doesn’t matter in the dark.


among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party’s physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics
“did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch d-ck? too bad he was so ugly! oh well, it doesn’t matter in the dark.”

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