It never fails
phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.
i was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.
we saw this guy at a party but didn’t look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. their usually easy, it never fails.
when you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, “for a good time call….” you immediatly change your number, it never fails. some one is always gonna give you h-ll when you break up.
we put each other in the silent box, it never fails.
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