it puts the lotion in the basket
taken from silence of the lambs. said by buffalo bill/jamie gumb, not hannibal lecter as some think.
it puts the lotion in the basket
put the f-cking lotion in the basket!
it put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
do as i say or i’ll wear you as part of a coat!
it rubs the lotion on it’s skin then it places it in the basket… or else it gets the hose again!
a funny line to say to your friend when you spot a transvest-te that looks more like a half–ssed hill billy wearing his grandmother’s clothing than a real woman.
friend one: wow, look at that crazy dude trying to look like a woman. he forgot to shave, and that dress looks like something my grandmother would wear.
friend two (in creepy buffalo bill voice): “it puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again.”
much snickering ensues.
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