italian chandelier

this is the real definition… it’s a s-xual position. the woman pushes her back and b-tt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. the guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

i heard the italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.
the italian chandelier position is great for burning calories.
when the man is on the bottom and the woman is on top. both are facing upward, and the girl pushes up with her hands. rumour is it is a very calorie burning s-x position.
big bertha dropped 20 lbs after practicing the italian chandelier with her boyfriend all week.
this position requires two pull-up bars, sp-ced approximately 2 feet from one another. the man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. the woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. the man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her -n-lly. this position is also known as “tarzan catches jane,” also referred to as the tcj, as it can be remembered as follows: tarzan and jane are swinging through the forest, when tarzan catches jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

the tcj is not recommended for -n-l s-x amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
dude, i am so b-mmed…my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the italian chandelier and i think i broke my coccyx.
the other guy who made this definition is r-t-rded.
yeah…f-ck that douche magnet
an italian guy with huge d-ck and b-lls.
man he dropped his shorts and showed the italian chandelier. i swear it was large enough to feed the neighborhood.

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