Italian Guy


a guy who has an extremely distant relative from italy. this leads the man to beleive that he is in the mafia.
did you see that “italian guy” in the sweat suit and gold chain? what a tool.
a greasy, slick-haired hairy mother f-cker who wears way too much cologne and has a large gold chain
“did you see the greasy hair on that italian guy?”

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