while having s-x in the snow an italian guy (accidentally or intentionally) pulls out his p-n-s and rolls it around in the snow to resemble italian ice, immediately following this he re-inserts his p-n-s.
i was having s-x with that b-tch sarah out on the slopes yesterday and my c-ck slipped out so i gave her an italian ice.
one that is secretly emo and a manwh-r- by nature; narcississtic at best, and sounds as though constipated while singing
jesus christ he’s such an italian ice.
let’s shoot him
my ears! they bleed!
italian ice is a treat that my great uncle benedito came up with. it is shaved ice and then flavored with olive oil and lemon, oregano, and some chopped basil.
“hey, benedito! i’ma so hot i’ma gonna die!” “waita ona minute, sal, i’ma ganna geta you somathin ta coola you downa, my italian ice”
a word me and aly use wen descibin (certain) stuff
“this one guy and his girl were foolin around wen an italian ice just happened to slip outta nowhere”
a nap taken during the sleepy feeling -ssociated with -j-c-l-t–n. after -j-c-l-t-ng inside her v-g-n-, i became tired, so i took a j-zznap the wetnap used to clean off the tip of the p-n-s after -j-c-l-t–n. his wastebasket of j-zznaps was a solitary clue to the fact that he didn’t get out enough.
- j*zz powder
the powdery white sh-t on the sheets in the morning i woke up with j-zz powder all over me
- j mob
a hyphy mob dedicated to getting money, hoes, and weed. i wouldn’t f-ck around with j mob.
a nominee at the mtv vmas and the nominizzles are…
- nookielear spill
when the babe you’re engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch. vrin: d-mn, sally sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night. jadu: how man? vrin: we were just foolin around on the couch and […]