Italian Laptop


eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap – usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
john (looking at guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) – “look at that b-st-rd giuseppe over there with his italian laptop”

duane – “i wish he had some more, but you know how italians and their laptops can be…”

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