Italian Olive Press
also the tandem olive press
this is a s-xual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. they are having s-x while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man’s legs. a good position for those who aren’t satisfied with the blumpkin.
kate: mary has been the bathroom a long time, what’s taking her so long?
john: she is in there with steve, probably getting an italian olive press.
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