Mashed Pa-testicles
the process of neutering a man/boy by mashing his t-st-cl-s until they resemble a mashed potato like substance.
johns girlfriend made mashed pa-t-st-cl-s out of his spuds man.
term used to describe the injury of one’s b-lls.
mostly -ssociated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
she kicked me in the sack! i got mashed pa-t-st-cl-s now.
term used to describe the injury of one’s b-lls.
mostly -ssociated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
she kicked me in the sack! i got mashed pa-t-st-cl-s now.
term used to describe the injury of one’s b-lls.
mostly -ssociated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
she kicked me in the sack! i got mashed pa-t-st-cl-s now.
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