italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. this won’t work if you have a bent fork.
when someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork
daniella: yeah, you’re a total bent fork
mark: your an italian spoon
when boxers are caught in the scr-t-m and it becomes violently itchy guy1: bro, i’ve go itchyb-ll-ckitus guy2: cuz thats nasty!
- itchy scr*t*m
the child actor that starred in the 80s sitcom, “silver spoons”. as an adult, he later went on to star in “nypd blue”. his acting skills are highly overrated. i’ve never liked itchy scr-t-m, he sucked in both silver spoons and nypd blue. 1)when a mans ball sac is very itchy and it will not […]
- it's all academic
all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal after tyson’s uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!
- it's because i'm black
something black people say when they’re criticized for acting like complete obnoxious jack-sses. by saying this, they hope the person trying to put them in their place will leave them alone, and unfortunately, it usually works. -black teens yelling, talking loudly on cell phones during movie- -guy that is not racist- shut the f-ck up! […]
- it's not even f*cking raining
the appropriate response to the unwanted question “asl?” on omegle.com or similar chat sites. connecting to server… looking for someone you can chat with. hang on. you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! you: hi! stranger: asl? you: it’s not even f-cking raining you have disconnected. robert pattinson infamously said this quote while […]