italian toes


when someones toes all all different sizes,like the second toe might be bigger than the ”big” toe or the ”big” toe might not be the biggest toe on the foot
guy1:omg,her toes are all different sizes!!

guy2:what do you mean??

guy1:well,they dont go from bigger to smaller,their just all different!

guy2:oh,ok its probably just because she has italian toes,duh

guy1:oh,ok it all makes sense now.

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