Italian tool kit

a set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. an italian tool kit consists of a paint scr-per, which can be used as an ice scr-per, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a bbq scr-per, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. there is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. a hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. the claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. a wire coat hanger: this can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car’s radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. electrical tape: much more precise than that old redneck duct tape, which btw loses it’s sticky. electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
“yo, benny! go in the italian tool kit and get the paint scr-per, i need to open the window; i forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!

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