a set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. an italian tool kit consists of a paint scr-per, which can be used as an ice scr-per, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a bbq scr-per, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. there is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. a hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. the claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. a wire coat hanger: this can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car’s radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. electrical tape: much more precise than that old redneck duct tape, which btw loses it’s sticky. electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
“yo, benny! go in the italian tool kit and get the paint scr-per, i need to open the window; i forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!
- it worked
when annoying or raping someones wall cheers them up. we raped your wall…did it work? “it worked”
- i've got your back
you are going to watch out and be a second set of eyes for someone. you will look out for their best interests and let them know if they have missed something. you will stick up for them. dbyrn: hey, frappe, i saw some kids messing around near your car, looked like they might be […]
- i went to waterloo
a phrase commonly used by thebajancanadian throughout his and noochm’s zombies master quest. legend has it that the phrase was created when thebajancanadian was poking fun at noochm’s cousin. “pick up that nu-” “i went to waterloo!”
the super lame utternance, “it worked on my machine?!” software tester: “dude, that developer just iwomm’d me! that’s ok though, i’m sure the bug will end up in their queue.”
a fragrant type of chinese flower that you will find in a swamp. guy 1: do you wanna go pick some ixginm for your mother today? guy 2: nah, she doesn’t deserve them!