Italian Wristwatch
the act of taking one’s p-n-s and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. in doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. perhaps it should be called the italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the irish wristw-tch.
once again, jeff texted me a picture of his italian wristw-tch. it is right on time every monday morning
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