iTampon


term used to mock the ipad, apple’s latest over-priced multi-media device.
steve jobs invented the itampon to plug the bleeding in at&t’s 3g network.
alternative name for apple’s newest product, the ipad. the ipad looks like an ipod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.
guy 1 – “hey, did you get your new itampon yet?”
guy 2 – “you mean the ipad? no, it’s not coming out until march.”
guy 1 – “oh well, guess you’re going to have to stick to maxi pads for now”

over 1 billion applicators downloaded!
the sister of the ipad. makes women able to listen to music while having their period. also makes them able to swim.
katie: mom, i’m having my period. have you seen my itampon?
slang and/or insult for ipad.
i gotta go to the store and new my itampon
the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the ipad
“dude, i heard there’s gonna be a better ipad.”
“really? i hope its better then that piece of sh-t.”
“yeah its called itampon.”
“awesome.”

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