itch.com


contracting a s-xually transmitted disease through unprotected intercourse with someone you met on the internet. typically, initial contact occurs through match.com, facebook or replying to nigerian bank scams.

the subject of an itch.com will normally seek to justify symptoms on b-n-l and unrelated causes. see “wishful thinking”.
victim/dumb-ss: sh-t dude, i ploughed this sl-t i met over the internet a few days ago… and the best part is, she totally let me hit it without a jon hope she doesn’t get preggers… #yolo!

friend: that’s awesome, dude! what was it like?

victim/dumb-ss: it was great… strangest thing is, i’ve been p-ssing blood ever since but i figure it’s prolly because i drink tomato juice, or something…

friend: errr, listen bromos-xual, i think you got hit with an itch.com. you should probably get your -ss to a s-x clinic. don’t worry, push come to shove i’ll totally do right by your sister when she comes of age.

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