itch
something that p-sses you off therefore you scratch it.
d-mn itch is making me wanna scratch my b-lls! – dude with itch
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2
v. what illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.
can you itch my back?
3
a great pain found on the scr-t-m, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and the pope.
“oh my, i have a great itch across the skin of my scr-t-m!”
“may i use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?”
4
n.something that you gotta do: not because you need to, butbecause you really want to.
watching style wars really made me itch, went out bombing all over downtown last night.
5
stands for in the closet h-m-. someone who is h-m-s-xual and has not come out of the closet.
-dude what’s up with that victor kid always looking at me?
– i don’t know man he’s an i.t.c.h.
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1. itch(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. itch(n): std/vd with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)
1. i got the itch real bad, i need to hire some wh-r- to scratch it if my wife don’t start putting out.
2. well, i picked up a sk-nky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!
7
nice name for calling some one a b-tch.
i said to my best friend, c-ssie, “you are an itch”
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