Itchy and Scratchy
scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named itchy. itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of scratchy. the exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on the simpsons.
scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
scratchy has only been able to defeat itchy once.
a cartoon within a cartoon – a short 30 second segment appearing on the simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways – bazooka, firecrackers, the moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc…
itchy is voiced by dan castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby…) and scratchy harry shearer (mr burns, smithers dr. hibbert flanders, wolfcastle etc…)
they fight
they bite
they fight, they bite, they fight
fight fight fight
bite bite bite
the itchy and scratchy show….boom
what your hoping your p-ssy wont be after you find out that you did the in and out with a 437737 guy.
holy sh-t girl…i had s-x with that guy from the internet and now my d-mn p-ssy’s all itchy and scratchy.
sh-t woman…go see a dr. pr-nto!
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