Itchy bisset



used to draw attention to the occurrence of an itch, wheresoever it might occur, whilst remaining intentionally vague about it’s location.

since the term ‘bisset’ has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by ‘itchy’.

as revealed to the originator of the term, by kylie minogue, in a dream.
oooh, dannii, i’ve got an itchy bisset; but the show must go on.

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