itchy dick


that itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.
i was deep in your b-tch and caught that itchy d-ck
when your p-ck-r itches. poison ivy on the pen0r, any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
steve was playing in poison ivy and then jerked off, now he has itchy d-ck.

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