Itchy Jungle


a m-ssinve amount of pubic hair around the -sshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the -sshair will be sticking out of the -sscrack. a -sshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when -sscheeks spread you cannot see the -sshole due to the amount of hair.
he has a disgusting itchy jungle around his -sshole.

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