Itchy Wig



the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.
biooootch if you don’t shut the h-ll up i’m gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like donald trump?

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